Exploited by the bourgoise press

Life is hard. What’s a dog to do? Mom is inside shopping. Like any normal dog, I take a nap. Who’s coming by if not a photographer from the hated bourgoise press? Does he ask me for a picture like any civil person would? no. Does he at least scratch my itch behind the ear? No. The bastard just grabs his camera to take a picture of me. Could he be any ruder?

As if that in itself wasn’t enough. The bastard publish my photo. In the bourgoise press.

And there’s more. The text is nothing if not harassment and bullying. Lazy? Ha!

I have talked to my lawyer and the Godfather. They have both agreed to have a stroll over to the glass house those bastard are occyping and leave some good cables there. Inside, we will seek out the editor and demand compensation. And photographer Vegar Valde: Nordnes-mafian know where you live. Watch your back!

Just one more thing before we start all this action. A small nap…

The Borgoise Press does harassment and sniper shooting. The text translated: And here: A  representative of the breed “lazy”. While others in the pack are sent inside to get food, this bloke utilizes his time for another longed for nap.

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5 comments til “Exploited by the bourgoise press”


  • Comment from Lindaen

    Haggis er ikke lat! Han henter pinner til Corinne og alt og det! Han bare utnytter tiden sin usedvanlig bra! Så det så!
    Skam på Vegar(uten D) Valde!!!

  • Comment from Maya

    Eg så deg i avisen. Tenkte det måtte være deg ja. Tenk no positivt på det…du e verdt spalteplass. E ikkje så mange som e det ;-)
    Maya´s last [type] ..In bed with Maya

  • Comment from Tassen

    Haha, latsabb du liksom… Må jo faktisk være lov for en mafialeder å slappe av litt de få gangene man kan!
    Tassen´s last [type] ..Blomster små….

  • Comment from Emre

    Han sjornalisten vet vel ikke hva du har gjort for å fortjene en hvil etterpå… Ja til hevn, sier jeg bare! :-P
    Emre´s last [type] ..Endelig er ventetida over

  • Comment from Liv

    Det kalles powenap og er veeeldig lurt! :)


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